If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me,
Threatening the life it belongs to
And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd
Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud
And I know that you'll use them, however you want to
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via superwholocksquared)
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
(via sammithefox)
i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”
yup
(via daniialfanador)
what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said “like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan” and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before” and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell.
a dream come true
(Source: quiescent-anhedonia, via the-creature-thing-deactivated2)
carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:
I’m starting to love this fucking duck.
For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life
Cool
it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit
um.
Ducking great meme here!
THE PHOTOSHOP ONE.
(Source: methoticalmemento, via sammithefox)
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
OMG
I HAD TO FORCE MYSELF NOT TO OPEN MY EYES BECAUSE I WAS ALMOST CONVINCED THE GUY WAS ACTUALLY IN MY ROOM THAT WAS THE MOST REALISTIC AUDIO EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HEARD
(Source: awesomaticeric)

UHM HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT
WELL THAT TOOK ALL OF TWO SECONDS TO REBLOG. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T EVEN. I. CAN. NOT. EVEN.
I would have sex with this music.
I wasn’t going to reblog it because I thought I reblogged too much Doctor Who music and there are only so many times you can reblog I am the Doctor but NOPE I WAS WRONG THERE ARE NEVER TOO MANY TIMES TO REBLOG IT ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S LIKE THIS
/salivates
EARGASM
(Source: meteorologicalphenomena, via the-creature-thing-deactivated2)